I am morbid

The following are gchat conversation that I had this past week:


me: hm the laundry sounds like its gonna explode
Jane: oh
that's not good
me: hm..
well im gonna die first since im sitting right here
Jane: haha okay
let me knoww
me: haha ok i'll call from heaven
Jane: hahahaha okay!!


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Eric: you made it back okay?
me: nope i crushed and died im in heaven now
Eric: whoa coooool
how is it?
me: its AWESOME
Eric: what is Jesus like?
me: can't wait for you to join me
Eric: does he really have a beard?
me: jesus is awesome
well you have to come see for yourself
Eric: uh
may I get married and have kids first?
or does God want me to come sooner?
me: marriage and kids, overrated compared to heaven
Eric: yeah
i guess so
but still
haha
cool man
2:13 AM
well glad you're alright then
i will go to sleep
watch over me!
gnite!


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So, I'm heading off to CCF (Tech) retreat tomorrow and I'm super excited!
Apparently the main speaker David Sliker (IHOP) is an expert of Eschatology (Study of the end times). Let's see what I'm gonna bring back this time =)

Oh, PLEASE keep the retreat in your prayers!!!!